The dick pic (aka “the dicpic”, “penis portrait” or “pre-ordered sausage”) . A term everyone has heard of on the web and unfortunately, most men and women have seen at least one (or many) in their lives.
The dick pic has come to symbolize man’s uncontrollable and impulsive nature when it comes to seeking out sex. Most dick pics are…disgusting. I won’t lie.
Hastily taken with little to no thought or prep work, these types of photos have become a prominent fixture on nearly every adult hookup site on the web.
But most of all, these types of photos have a bad reputation because the majority of them that are poorly timed and sent without consent.
However, if done right, the dick pic can be a great tool to arouse your partner and get one step nearer to closing the deal, so here are my top 9 tips for taking a proper dick pic.
1. Always Obtain Consent First
Before you even think about taking a dick pic to send to a woman, you need to make sure that you have her explicit consent. This means that she has given you clear and enthusiastic permission to do so, and is comfortable with the idea.
Asking for consent may seem like a bit of a buzzkill, but it’s incredibly important. You don’t want to be the person who sends an unsolicited photo of your penis – that’s just rude and creepy.
You can just ask, “Hey, do you mind if I send you a nude photo or 2?” If she says yes, great! If she’s not sure or doesn’t want to, then respect her wishes and don’t do it!
Obviously, the timing of asking this question is important – you don’t want to spring it on her out of nowhere or in the very beginning of your potential sexting session.
This rule also applies to sending nudes on online hookup sites like Ashley Madison or AFF. Sending an unsolicited dick pic to another user can be a huge turn off for them.
Think about it, guys tend to post photos of their genitalia way too often. Woman see LOTS of dick pics on these adult dating sites, and they all look pretty much the same.
Which leads us to our next tip:
2. Get Creative. Get Artistic.
Don’t just snap a photo of your junk and send it off. As I mentioned before, think about it from her perspective – she’s seeing lots of similar photos from other guys, so why would yours stand out?
You have to put yourself in her shoes. Think from her perspective. Woman are far different from men when it comes to taking and sending nude photos. They put a lot more thought and work into it. So should you.
You want to send her something that will arouse her, make her think lustful thoughts and want to see more!
So the more creative you can get, the better. Try to do something that really stands out from the pack. I’m not saying you need to take professional shots of your dick, but a little thought and prep work can make all the difference.
3. Location, Location, Location
We all know that some locations are better than others when it comes to taking photos. But did you know that there are certain locations that are better than others when it comes to taking the proper dick pic?
That’s right – if you’re looking to take a photo of your Johnson that’s guaranteed to get a woman’s attention, you’ll want to pay attention to the location.
After a Shower
Why not snap a shot when you first get out of shower with the water still trickling down your body. Sounds hot right? Maybe hang a long towel around your neck so that each end hangs down on each side of your Johnson, which will help frame it and is very unique.
In Front of a Full-Size Mirror
Angle the camera so that you can see your whole body in the mirror, which will give her a good idea of what she’s working with. And don’t forget to flex those muscles! Want to tease her? Try covering up your penis with one hand while taking a photo with the other. Woman (and men) are turned on by what they can’t see more than what they can.
Laying on Your Bed
This is a classic nude photo pose, and for good reason. It allows her to see your body in all its glory, and it can be quite sexy if done right.
A shot of you lying on your back in bed and take a selfie from above can make a good dick pic as well.
Just make sure there’s nothing but CLEAN bed sheets and maybe a few pillows on the bed. Nothing else. No props or clutter!
A Perfectly Lit Room
This one might take some practice. Try taking a photo of yourself in a darkened room with just a few candles flickering in the background.
In Front of Neutral Background
A lot of guys make the mistake of taking dick pics in front of busy or brightly-colored backgrounds, which can be a major turn-off for women. If you want to give her the best possible view of your body, go for a neutral background like a white wall or a simple curtain.
These are just a few ideas to get you started. The important thing is to be creative, and to have fun with it!
Remember, this is about getting her aroused, so don’t be afraid to experiment.
4. Take Care of Yourself
When it comes to taking the perfect dick pic, some personal grooming is key. Let’s face it, no one wants to see a hairy, unkempt photo of man’s dick in their inbox, so take the time to trim up any unwanted hair.
It’s up to you whether you want to be clean-shaven or leave some hair down there. Just make sure whatever look you go for is well-trimmed and neat.
Once you’ve taken care of any unwanted hair, it’s time to focus on getting your body ready for its close-up. This means making sure your skin is looking its best, which is often overlooked.
Start by exfoliating your whole body to get rid of any dead skin cells. This will give your skin a nice, smooth texture that will look great in photos.
After you’ve exfoliated, it’s time to moisturize your skin by using some body lotion on to keep your skin looking smooth and shiny.
5. Play with the Angles
We all know that the camera angle makes all the difference when it comes to taking a great picture. The same goes for taking a great dick pic.
Try not to take a photo from too high of an angle that only shows the top of your dick. A good rule of thumb here is if you can see the floor or your feet in any of the photos, that’s the wrong angle. Toss that photo.
Too low of an angle can also look pretty bad. The focus should be on your penis, your balls don’t need a closeup.
The perfect angle is the same angle you use when taking a selfie of your face. The camera should be positioned in front of and just slightly above your penis, so the shot will be taken from a slightly elevated angle pointing downwards.
6. Lighting is Key
For anyone that’s ever taken a naked photo, you know that lighting is key. The right lighting can make all the difference in how your body looks in a photo. Here are some tips on how to get the best lighting for your next nude pic.
First, let’s talk about the best kinds of light for taking pics of your dick. The best kinds of light are soft and natural. Avoid harsh fluorescent light or direct sunlight, as both of these can create unflattering shadows and highlights. Instead, try to find a room with soft, diffused light. A window with sheer curtains is a perfect option.
If you don’t have access to a room with perfect lighting, don’t worry. There are still plenty of DIY options. One easy way to create soft lighting is to drape a thin piece of fabric or tape a piece of white paper over your light source. This diffuses the light and creates a softer, more flattering effect.
You can also try using a mirror. Place the mirror so that it reflects light onto your body. This will give you a nice, even light that will make your skin look great.
Another option is to use Christmas lights. Yes, really! Christmas lights are actually a great option for nude photography, as they provide a soft, warm light. Simply string them up around the area you are taking the photo and voila! Instant flattering lighting.
7. Have Fun with Your Wardrobe
We all want to feel sexy and confident when taking nude photos, and one way to do that is by playing around with your wardrobe. You don’t have to be completely nude to take a great dick pic.
First, think about what kind of message you want to send with your photo. Are you trying to be playful? Seductive? Alluring? The clothing you choose should reflect that.
Here’s a few ideas to get you started:
- Want to tease her? Keep your pants on with your zipper down and let your penis just peek out, revealing only the head (and maybe some shaft)
- Don’t want to reveal to much? Wear some tight pants or white boxer briefs and hold the fabric tightly over your penis so that they can just see an outline of it.
- Want to make her laugh? Try putting a small sock over your junk in the photo. You could even buy a funny sock (like a snake or banana theme) and use that.
- Want to turn her on? Go full nude but use your hand in the photo to hold your penis in a seductive way. This pose might take practice.
Remember, there are no rules when it comes to taking dick pics, so have fun with it! Be creative, be confident, and most importantly, be yourself.
8. Try Some Filters
These days, most cell phones are as good as professional cameras and they have built in photo editing software that works amazingly.
One of my favorite tricks when it comes to really taking a dick pic to the next level is by using filters. You won’t want to overdo it, but most of the default filters you’ll find in your phone work great.
Here’s a few of my favorites:
1. The Black and White Filter
This one is my favorite. This filter automatically gives your photo an artistic look. It’s also great for hiding any imperfections and making your body look smooth and flawless.
2. The Vintage Filter
This filter is perfect for those who want to add a bit of old-school glamour to their nude pics.
3. The Sepia Filter
This filter is perfect for those who want to add a bit of antique charm to their nude pics.
4. The Lomo Filter
This filter is perfect for those who want to add a bit of artsy flair to their nude pics.
5. The HDR Filter
This filter is perfect for those who want to add a bit of drama to their nude pics.
6. The B&W High Contrast Filter
This filter is perfect for those who want to add a bit of mystery to their nude pics.
9. Face or No Face?
To show your face or not to, that is the question.
There are pros and cons to both choices, and ultimately, it’s up to you to decide what makes you most comfortable. Let’s take a look at the different options.
Showing Your Face
One of the main benefits of showing your face in a nude pic is that it can help to build trust. If she can see your face, she’ll know that it’s really you and not some random stranger.
This can be especially important if you’re sending nudes to someone you’re not already intimately familiar with.
However, there is also a downside to showing your face. Once a nude pic with your face in it exists, it’s out there forever.
Even if you delete it from your phone, there’s always the possibility that it could be saved or screenshotted by the recipient. So if you’re not comfortable with the idea of your face being associated with a nude pic, it’s probably best to avoid showing it.
Keeping Your Face Hidden
There aren’t many downsides to keeping your face hidden. This has the advantage of protecting your identity, as there’s no way for the recipient to know who you are.
Also, let’s not forget that this is a dick pic after all. If you frame it right, your penis should take center stage, which doesn’t leave much room for your face.
So in the end, I typically go with the no face option. It’s safer, give my penis a chance to shine and I can always send another full nude shot with my face if she likes what she sees.