How to Enjoy Your Porn Discreetly

If you’re like most guys, you probably at least occasionally watch porn, and with good reason.

Porn is exciting and arousing, especially if you’re in the mood for some solo time. It’s also a great way to explore fantasies or just to learn a thing or two about all the different ways people experience pleasure.

Not to mention, porn can actually be great for those of us in relationships, IF you approach it correctly.

The desire to watch porn is normal, natural, and common. But it’s also a private one in most cases, so most people want to avoid getting caught.

Here are some tips for making sure your porn habits stay private until you decide you feel like sharing.

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Incognito mode is your friend

Incognito mode exists for a reason – to let you browse the web without anyone else knowing your business. Naturally, this includes your partner, roommates, or anyone else who might get nosy or curious.

But it keeps Google, random internet scammers, your ISP, and anyone else out of your hair, as well.

Whether your watching porn alone or with your partner, get into the habit of going into incognito mode in your browser. It’s easier and safer than trying to remember to clear the evidence from your browser history when you’re done.

Some people also like to use a completely separate browser for their porn and private browsing, just to be extra safe.

Use a VPN

A VPN, or Virtual Private Network, creates a secure and encrypted connection between your device and the internet.

This ensures that all your online activities, including browsing those adult tube sites, remain private and protected from prying eyes.

By using a VPN, you can hide your IP address, making it difficult for anyone to track your online activities or identify you.

Be careful where you indulge

In a world where everyone has a smartphone in their pocket and seems to be on it all the time, it’s easy to get lost in your own little world when you’re on yours.

Still, you really want to resist the temptation to watch porn on your phone in public. You never know who can see your screen, and people are nosier than you think.

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But if you absolutely can’t resist the rush of watching porn when you’re out and about, make sure you’re sitting somewhere no one can look over your shoulder without your knowledge.

While it’s not necessarily illegal to watch porn in public, it’s still troubling to potentially expose other people to explicit material without their consent.

Stream it instead of storing it

There are two types of porn lovers out there when it comes to how they like to consume their content – streamers and storers.

Storers know how difficult it can be to find just the right clip when they’re in the mood, so they like to save the good stuff to their devices when they do find it.

Streamers, on the other hand, prefer to enjoy their porn on location and then leave it online where they found it.

For discretion’s sake, it’s a lot safer to be a streamer, as no one can stumble across saved files that aren’t actually there.

But if you absolutely insist on storing porn on your device, consider going the extra mile to keep it private. Rename the files and storage folders so that they don’t look like porn at a glance.

Alternatively, you can consider using a vault program to keep your files away from prying eyes.

Use caution when watching while others are home

Although it’s obviously safest to enjoy your porn when you’re not only home alone but likely to have the place to yourself for a while, not everyone has that luxury.

That said, it’s good to get into a routine that makes it easy to switch gears quickly if someone does happen to walk in on you unexpectedly.

Watch your porn facing the door so you’ll know if someone else comes into the room.

And avoid wearing headphones so you’re more likely to hear it if someone comes home unexpectedly or is approaching the room where you’re indulging.

Mute whatever you’re checking out instead, or compromise by leaving one of your ears headphone-free so you can still hear what’s going on around you.

Keep other windows open while you watch

If someone does walk in on you while you’re checking out some porn, it’s always good to make it look like you were doing something totally innocent. (A computer or phone screen that’s blank when someone approaches you because you just closed the only window open is a dead giveaway.)

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Instead, have another tab or window open that you can switch to at a moment’s notice.

It can be whatever you want – cat videos on YouTube, your Facebook feed, your email, etc. – just as long as it passes for something you’d typically be doing on your device.

Assume others will see what’s on your device

Resist the urge to decide that because no one else typically uses your laptop or your smartphone, no one ever will.

You never know when a friend, partner, or family member will ask to use it in a pinch, and refusing to let them, can look pretty suspicious.

So, get into the habit of always keeping your device “clean” if you really don’t want people to know your porn habits.

Then there’s nothing to worry about anyone finding, and that’s a win all around.

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Mike Perez

Mike Perez

I'm the party guy. If I had to label myself, I would say I'm a man that enjoys experimenting and tasting all the joys of life.

I've been a part of the swinger lifestyle for more than a decade. I was bi-curious but now bisexual.

I've followed my curiosity around the globe and learned a great deal about different cultures and their influences on sexuality.

I love helping people understand their sexuality and their desires, which is one reason why I joined the Mixxxer crew.

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