Clear Signs You Need to Get Laid Pronto

If you’re like most people, you definitely have your sexual ups and downs. However, it’s easier than you might think to simply get used to things during the downs. After all, you’re busy balancing your social life with your work life as it is. Before you know it, a dry couple of weeks turns into a couple of months (or years), leaving you wondering what on earth happened.

That’s enough to leave just about anyone seriously sexually frustrated, but how can you be sure it’s definitely time to stop waiting things out and just get laid already? If you recognize any of the following in yourself, it’s probably time to get back in the saddle again, so to speak.

1. You’ve forgotten what real sex feels like.

Sure, you’re probably watching your fair share of porn if you’re not getting any right now, but that’s not what we’re talking about. Has it been so long since you’ve been properly ridden (or enjoyed the act of riding someone else) that you’re struggling to remember what it actually feels like? It’s probably time you enjoyed a real-life refresher instead of another attempted trip down memory lane.

2. You’re a little too into porn these days.

Don’t get us wrong. There’s definitely nothing wrong with enjoying the occasional spank session, but if you’re not also getting laid on a regular basis, it’s all too possible for things to get a little out of hand. Does every single web surfing session seem to end on PornHub these days? Is your hard drive starting to look like a triple-X smut shop that you’d be ashamed for your mother to find out about? If so, it might be time to log off and find a real-world solution.

3. Your eating and drinking habits are getting out of control.

Even if you’re not consciously thinking much about sex, it’s hardly uncommon for the lack of it to express itself elsewhere in your life. That said, how have things been in the food and alcohol consumption department lately? Have you been hitting the bottle a little more often than you used to? Do your favorite jeans fit a little more snugly than you remember? It might be time to do your waistline (and your liver) a favor and hit someone up for a booty call soon. Some social sex would be simply awesome for you!

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4. Even hooking up with your crazy ex is starting to sound good.

Speaking of getting laid, it’s hardly uncommon to start thinking back fondly on even the worst relationships you’ve ever had when things get desperate. Who cares if that one ex nearly ruined your whole life? They at least had sex with you on a regular basis, so could they really have been all that bad? When you find yourself thinking back fondly on some of the worst horror shows you’ve ever dated, you know it’s time to get out there again.

5. You’re a little too interested in your friends’ sex lives. 

In addition to porn binges being a regular part of your routine now, as opposed to a once in a while treat, you may have noticed that you’re a lot more interested in listening to your friends’ sex stories than you used to be. In fact, you’re now asking for graphic details in regards to tall tales you used to barely pay attention to once upon a time. Sometimes you’re even painfully aware that you’re living vicariously through all the sex other people are having – a sure sign you’re a little sex starved yourself.

6. You’re seriously irritable.

Everyone reaches a place where they’re a little on edge now and then, but a chronic lack of sex can easily leave you asking if this is just how you are now. What’s more, it’s not just something you’re noticing about yourself, but something your friends and family are starting to ask about. Is everything okay at work? Are you sleeping enough and feeling alright? If irritability has become an ongoing problem for you lately, resist the urge to simply blame it on low blood sugar. Your empty bed is a lot more likely to be the culprit here.

Time to Get Back on Track

It is nearly 20 years into the 21st century at this point, so there’s no need to wait until you find yourself in your next committed relationship to have sex (unless that’s truly the way you want it, of course). You don’t need to mess around with dating apps like Tinder either, especially if all you really want to do is get lucky.

A mobile sex finder is a much better solution when you seriously just need to get laid. Of course, you can use it at home the next time you’re in the mood for a little X-rated chat or hands-on company, but it works just as well wherever you happen to be.

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Matt Manes

Matt Manes

I am the original creator of the Mixxxer hookup app which became one of the most popular hookup services on the web.

Over the years, I've observed and learned a great deal about what works and what doesn't when it comes to dating and hooking up online.

While most guys learn through trial and error, I learned through analyzing the data from the millions of Mixxxer members we catered too.