Unforgettable Sexts: Send Sexts To Get Her Wet

Girl sending a nude text

At this point, we all probably have several female Facebook friends that complain almost constantly about the number of unsolicited dick pics and overly salacious messages they receive from various dudes. Plus, there always seems to be another story hitting the news about some politician or other professional that landed himself in hot water because he sent someone some naughty texts that he shouldn’t have.

Naturally, that leaves the male population at large wondering about sexting as a concept. Are sexts and naughty pictures ever a good idea? Do women ever actually enjoy receiving them and, if so, do they actually get turned on by what they see? If they do like sexts, what separates a sext that’s totally hot from one that’s a complete flop? Let’s take a closer look at the answers to these questions and more. Continue reading…

Politics and Sex – How to Scandalize Your Next Casual Date

Sex with secretary
Election season is a time when the blood runs high, people get loud and there’s a whole lot of friction going on. Sound familiar? The truth is that politics and sex are intrinsically linked, as shown by the public’s absolute fascination with sex scandals, particularly in delicate times in the electoral cycle. Why not harness some of that energy (literally, if you’re kinky!) and get a little “head” of state action going on in your own bedroom? Here are some erotic election-inspired ideas that you can use in your very own political positions:

Sexy Role Playing

Make the most of your sex app this election season by encouraging your online dates to get into the role of candidate and campaign staffer with a little roleplay. Use your influence as a charismatic candidate to talk your willing intern right out of his or her clothes and show them why you’re the very best pick to truly satisfy the country’s needs. Bonus points for turning traditional campaign props into sexy accessories – smaller campaign signs make great in-a-pinch spanking paddles!
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Top 17 Immensely Funny Sexting Fails

Let’s be honest – we all love sex, and we all love our smartphones. They both involve exciting exploration, thrilling imagery and indulgent gratification, though it’s admittedly easier to play Angry Birds on one over the other. If your phone browser tabs include mobile dating sites or an adult dating app or two, you’ve successfully combined these two tools for personal pleasure – bravo! Unfortunately, not everyone manages to pull that off quite as easily. Though it’s sad for them, it’s pretty damn hilarious for the rest of us – here are 17 of the best sexting fails we’ve spotted:

 

Sexting Fail (1)

Getting down and dirty when your family has grown up is a challenge, but apparently so is keeping your cell phone contacts separate – whoops! Pro-tip: don’t have explicit sexts with your spouse and conversations with your kids at the same time.”

 

Sexting Fail (2)

“Sexy texting is a really hot way to hit up your booty call, but maybe nicknames are in order if your newest erotic partner shares a name with a parent? They’ll think it’s cute and you won’t be mentally scarred for life.”

 

Sexting-Fail (3)

“Okay people. Can we all just agree that the eggplant emoji is the international sign for dick? This train wreck looks like the sender is describing a bout of the flu he’s particularly thrilled about!”
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Sexting – The Excitement of Dirty Texts

A hot girl sexting on Mixxxer
Only a short while ago everyone was walking around with flip phones and the only people sending text messages were the nerdy types. Back then, no one had heard of the term SMS. Sure, there were people hooking up via AOL chat rooms back in the day, but when smartphones became ubiquitous, people began to play in a much more casual way. Sexting is now its own form of seduction for many, thanks to the always on and always turned on approach that singles and spouses on the down low are able to share from just about anywhere.

Just how big has sexting become? The new word of the year added to the Oxford Dictionary in 2015 was an emoji for the first time ever! So many people slid their trembling fingers toward smiley faces and winks last year that these tiny pictorials have now become an influential part of modern language – and that fact doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface of sexting’s popularity. According to Bloomberg, people now send more than 8 Trillion texts each year, and according to a quick survey of some singles on Mixxxer, more than half of those have something to do with hooking up!

The excitement of sexting is simple to demonstrate. Anyone who has ever sent a text to a potential mate, and waited that thirty seconds in suspense for each new reply, as the conversation steadily makes it way from the cellphone to the bedroom is well aware of the way it makes your fingers tingle and your ears feel unexpectedly warm – but there are some less obvious advantages to sexting as well.
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